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    • lustige sprüche

      Ich hab das hier im Forum von irgendeinem Clan gefunden:

      "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

      "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army

      "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

      "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

      "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

      "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

      "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

      "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

      "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

      "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth

      "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal

      "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

      "Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anon

      "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit

      "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

      (And lastly)

      "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -- U.S.A. Ammo Troop