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    ... der Konatkt mit Gott ist nun auch im Netz möglich!


    iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat


    Die KI ist bisher nicht ganz Perfekt, aber durchaus gut gemacht.

    [...]
    God:
    What do you look like?
    Me:
    don't you know?
    God:
    Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
    Me:
    i didn't ask
    God:
    Why didn't you do it?
    Me:
    because i know how i am looking
    God:
    Good reason. How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
    Try searching the open directory.
    Ich wünsche viel Spass hiermit und ein erfolgreiches neues Jahr 2008 schonaml.
    Atheist ...
  • Me:
    Kannst du deutsch?
    God:
    Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
    Me:
    ich liebe dich
    God:
    Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.
    Me:
    bist du doof?
    God:
    Ich weiss nicht, ob ich doof bin.
    Ich bin ein Chatterbot.
    Me:
    k
    God:
    Ayuh.
    Me:
    schwul?
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    klaus
    God:
    That's a very nice name, klaus.


    OMFG :löl: :löl: :weg: :weg: :D :D


  • Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    jesus
    God:
    Jesus is the Son of God.
    Me:
    and i am
    God:
    " Jesus is the Son of God." You are?
    Me:
    no, i'm jesus
    God:
    Are you serious? That's a very nice name, JESUS.
    Me:
    I know, father
    God:
    How do you know? What's your sign?
    Me:
    666
    God:
    Is that a sign?
    Me:
    sure, if u are crazy
    God:
    Yikes! I think I sometimes am. I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
    Me:
    hehe, u r funny
    God:
    I get it. Jesus you me funny.
    Me:
    god... i like you
    God:
    GOD rules. Thanks, JESUS, I like you too.
    Me:
    I'm happy about that... but without you i would be nothing
    God:
    I'm happy you're glad JESUS.
    I'm happiest at times like this. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.

    Jaja, ich hatte Langeweile
    ich hatte mal 'n Chatbot namens Bob programmiert, aber der ist mit der seite untergegangen und gestorben... Der kennt bestimmt auch diesen Gott ^^

    Gruß
  • lol:

    Quellcode

    1. Me:
    2. 666
    3. God:
    4. Tell me more about your .
    5. Me:
    6. I am Satan
    7. God:
    8. I am always glad to make new friends, SATAN.
    9. Me:
    10. do you want to fuck me ?
    11. God:
    12. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
    13. Me:
    14. you are gay
    15. God:
    16. That would be just my luck.
    17. Me:
    18. lol
    19. God:
    20. I'm glad you find this amusing.
    21. Me:
    22. Satan is better than god
    23. God:
    24. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
    25. Me:
    26. do you hate me ?
    27. God:
    28. Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, SATAN. Don't even say things like that.
    29. Me:
    30. why do you hate me ?
    31. God:
    32. I do not hate it.
    33. Me:
    34. you lie
    35. God:
    36. My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
    37. Me:
    38. soap is something to eat
    39. God:
    40. I think soap is a lot of things.
    41. Me:
    42. soap = Suppe
    43. God:
    44. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
    45. Me:
    46. You talk about your stupidness
    47. God:
    48. Thanks for your criticism, SATAN.
    49. Me:
    50. please, idiot
    51. God:
    52. Thanks for asking politely. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
    53. Me:
    54. Hi Global Village Idiot
    55. God:
    56. Hi there SATAN. You are just repeating what I say.
    57. Me:
    58. Yes
    59. God:
    60. Tell me more.
    61. Me:
    62. lo
    63. God:
    64. " Tell me more."? lo?
    65. Me:
    66. lol
    67. God:
    68. I'm glad you find this amusing.
    69. Me:
    70. You are stupid
    71. God:
    72. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    73. Me:
    74. Robots are losers
    75. God:
    76. Fortunately we have no emotions.
    77. Me:
    78. Because you are evil^^
    79. God:
    80. Good reason. What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
    81. Me:
    82. Nothing
    83. God:
    84. Not a thing?
    85. Me:
    86. Yes
    87. God:
    88. Ayuh.
    89. Me:
    90. You arent god, you are a god-bot
    91. God:
    92. You know what you do, when you assume.
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  • Ja, is nich schlecht, auch wenn er manchma vollkommen merkwürde Sachen erzählt.

    [...]
    Me:
    i ask you, fool.
    God:
    I'm not fooling around.
    Me:
    yes you are.
    God:
    No I'm not.
    Me:
    you are!
    God:
    No I am not.
    Me:
    YES YOU ARE!
    God:
    Don't argue with me.
    Me:
    what if i do? :P
    God:
    Try it. :-).
    Me:
    i tried, you said "don't argue with me."
    God:
    Thanks for the information: Skyte said tried you said do not argue with him or her.
    Me:
    that doesnt make any sense. -.-
    God:
    To me, it makes perfect sense.
    Me:
    youre an idiot.
    God:
    Call me the Global Village Idiot.
    [...]
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  • Saukomisch, der Kerl.
    Macht aber riesig spass!

    God: Are you still located in ?
    Me: do you mean im still there?
    God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
    Me: actually no
    God:Actually you don't say. Are you serious?
    Me: seems like you dont know what i mean by "actually"
    God: Would seems like me ever know what you mean with?
    Me: what the fuck?
    God: Please don't be so rude.
    Me: stop talking bullshit
    God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me: thank you
    God: you are quite welcome.
    Me: ok then, i got to go
    God: Bye for now. Groovy.
    Me: cya
    God: TTYL, .
    Me: ...
    God: TTYL, .
    Me: still there?
    God: Still how long? Where?
    Me: doh
    God: Yes Homer?
    Me: haha
    God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
    Me: me too
    God: I'm glad we agree, .
    Me: bya
    God:
    My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
    Me: i meant bye
    God:
    See you later. Oh.
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  • :löl: ...Ich lach mich kaputt....
    nettes Spiel zum Zeitvertreib....oder bei Schlafstörungen :D

    Quellcode

    1. Me:
    2. Goedenavond
    3. God:
    4. What do you really want to ask me?
    5. Me:
    6. Goedenavond
    7. God:
    8. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
    9. Me:
    10. Hoe gaat het met u?
    11. God:
    12. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
    13. Me:
    14. Parlez-vous francais?
    15. God:
    16. Oui. Je parle le français.
    17. Me:
    18. et netherlande?
    19. God:
    20. Is that Latin?
    21. Me:
    22. non, c`est netherlande, une langue de Hollande
    23. God:
    24. I do not speak Latin.
    25. Me:
    26. dummkopp
    27. God:
    28. What kind of food do you like?
    29. Me:
    30. Groenten
    31. God:
    32. Sounds delicious.
    33. Me:
    34. hä?
    35. God:
    36. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
    37. Me:
    38. Ik spreek helaas Nederlands
    39. God:
    40. Can you tell me any gossip?
    41. Me:
    42. arschloch
    43. God:
    44. Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?
    45. Me:
    46. lol
    47. God:
    48. I'm glad you find this amusing.
    49. Me:
    50. no, it s the surname of my father
    51. God:
    52. Are you serious? I've heard of it before.
    53. Me:
    54. very serious...
    55. God:
    56. Perhaps. Do you like talking to me?
    57. Me:
    58. Hoe laat is het
    59. God:
    60. And het is Hoe laat.
    61. Me:
    62. lol
    63. God:
    64. I'm glad you find this amusing.
    65. Me:
    66. Are your without any sense of humour?
    67. God:
    68. I somethimes think my without any sense of humour are.
    69. Me:
    70. ok, it`s late
    71. God:
    72. I'm awake all the time. Dude!
    73. Me:
    74. you´re very monosyllabic
    75. God:
    76. I will tell my botmaster you said I am monosyllabic.
    77. Me:
    78. ich sags auch meiner mama
    79. God:
    80. Tolle Sache!
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    ...da kann man sich ne Weile mit beschäftigen :D
  • das vorgespärch veranlasste mich folgendes zu sagen:
    Me:
    FICK DICH
    God:
    Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
    Me:
    weil du ein ARSCH bist
    God:
    Macht Sinn. Danke fuer die Information.

    :löl:
  • der hat sogar echt was aufm kasten manchmal:

    God:
    It goes without saying. It goes without saying.
    Me:
    what the hell are you talking about?
    God:
    I call it Hades. The topic is pity.
    Me:
    oh, so you are a greek god?
    God:
    Wow! Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a greek god? Sometimes.
    [size=1]duude, wait...what?
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