What women want in a man

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  • What women want in a man

    All women can relate to this!!

    What Women Want in a Man, Original List (Age 22)
    1. Handsome
    2. Charming
    3. Financially successful
    4. A caring listener
    5. Witty
    6. In good shape
    7. Dresses with style
    8. Appreciates finer things
    9. Full of thoughtful surprises

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 32)
    1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
    4. Listens more than talks
    5. Laughs at my jokes
    6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
    7. Owns at least one tie
    8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
    9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
    10. Seeks romance

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 42)
    1. Not too ugly (bald head okay)
    2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
    4. Nods head when I'm talking
    5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    10. Shaves most weekends

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 52)
    1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
    3. Doesn't borrow money too often
    4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
    5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
    6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
    7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
    9. Remembers your name on occasion
    10. Shaves some weekends

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 62)
    1. Doesn't scare small children
    2. Remembers where the bathroom is
    3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
    4. Only snores lightly when asleep
    5. Remembers why he's laughing
    6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
    7. Usually wears some clothes
    8. Likes soft foods
    9. Remembers where he left his teeth
    10. Remembers that it's the weekend

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 72)
    1. Breathing
    2. Doesn't miss the toilet
    Es nie zu spät für eine glückliche Kindheit! (Erich Kästner)
  • :weglach:

    since i managed to reach almost 47, I can look back on at least 3 of these parts of the list, I will have to check back with the items on the list to see which ones apply or applied to hubbie and me ;)

    I will do a thorough check :D
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