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  • A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
    One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend
    when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
    “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes”, she yelled to her lover,
    “and jump out of the window. My husband’s home early!”
    “I can’t jump out of the window!”
    came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets, “It’s raining out there!”
    “If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied.
    “He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!”
    So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
    As he begins running down the street in the pouring rain,
    he quickly discovers he has run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon.
    So he starts running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
    Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,
    he tries to “blend in” as best as he can.
    After a little while, a small group of runners,
    who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
    “Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
    “Oh yes”, he replied, gasping in air.
    “It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all you skin while you’re running.”
    Another runner moved alongside.
    “Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”
    “Oh yes”, our friend answered breathlessly.
    “That way Ican get dressed right at the end of the run
    and get in my car to go home!”
    Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
    “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
    “Only if it’s raining.”
    Es ist nie zu spät für eine glückliche Kindheit! (Erich Kästner)
  • Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."

    The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"

    Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."