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  • stupid questions and smart answers II

    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

    Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".

    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

    Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

    GIRL : Darling, I wan! t to dance like this forever.
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??
    Es ist nie zu spät für eine glückliche Kindheit! (Erich Kästner)