What women want in a Man

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  • What women want in a Man

    Quite a lot of postings within this section deal with the complicated relationship between genders.
    Men always try hard to meet their wives's expectations. What makes things so difficult is the fact that those expectations seem to change from year to year ....

    What Women Want in a Man, Original List (Age 22)
    1. Handsome
    2. Charming
    3. Financially successful
    4. A caring listener
    5. Witty
    6. In good shape
    7. Dresses with style
    8. Appreciates finer things
    9. Full of thoughtful surprises

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 32)
    1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
    4. Listens more than talks
    5. Laughs at my jokes
    6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
    7. Owns at least one tie
    8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
    9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
    10. Seeks romance

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 42)
    1. Not too ugly (bald head okay)
    2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
    4. Nods head when I'm talking
    5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    10. Shaves most weekends

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 52)
    1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
    3. Doesn't borrow money too often
    4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
    5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
    6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
    7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
    9. Remembers your name on occasion
    10. Shaves some weekends

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 62)
    1. Doesn't scare small children
    2. Remembers where the bathroom is
    3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
    4. Only snores lightly when asleep
    5. Remembers why he's laughing
    6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
    7. Usually wears some clothes
    8. Likes soft foods
    9. Remembers where he left his teeth
    10. Remembers that it's the weekend

    What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 72)
    1. Breathing
    2. Doesn't miss the toilet
    Es ist nie zu spät für eine glückliche Kindheit! (Erich Kästner)
  • any ideas for a probable male reaction?

    - rolling on the floor, laughing out loudly at the age of 22
    - trying to hide my laughing and grinning instead at the age of 32
    - being amused about the truth in it at the age of 42
    - being shocked about the truth in it at the age of 52
    - "where are my glasses?" at the age of 62
    - "did you say anything, darling?" at the age of 72
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