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A little denglish Christmas Gedicht
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When the last Kalender-sheets flattern trough the winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing, then ist everybody knowing
that it is not allzuweit: she does come - the Weihnachtszeit.
All the Menschen, Leute, people flippen out of ihr warm Stueble,
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess, make Konsum and business.
Kaufen this und jene things and the Churchturmglocke rings.
Manche holen sich a Taennchen, when this brennt, they cry "Attention".
Rufen for the Feuerwehr: "Please come quick to loeschen her!"
Goes the Taennchen of in Rauch, they are standing on the Schlauch.
In the kitchen of the house mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufts and bakes the hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says als Tester: "We are killed bis to Silvester".
Then he fills the last Glas wine - yes, this is the christmastime!
Day by day does so vergang, and the Holy night does come.
You can think, you can remember, this is immer in Dezember.
Then the childrenlein are coming candle-Wachs is abwaerts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine - well this is the Weihnachtstime.
Baby-eyes are big and rund, the familiy feels kerngesund
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum they are hocking
then nothing can them ever shocking.
They are so happy, are so fine - this happens in the Chistmastime!
The animals all in the house, the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the mouse,
are turning round the Weihnachtsstress, enjoy this day as never nie,
well they find Kittekat and Chappi in the geschenkkarton von Pappi.
The familiy begins to sing and wieder does a Gloeckchen ring.
Zum song vom gruenen Tannenbaum the Traenen rennen down and down.
Bis our mother ploetzlich flennt: "The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"
Her nose indeed is very fine. - End of the Weihnachtstime.
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In diesem Sinne: Allen einen schönen 3. Adventsnachmittag
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