Should I have taken Physics for Poets instead? Witze

[Coax]

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

In our Statistics class we were supposed to study Poisson distributions.
The professor gave us poison distributions by mistake and half of us died.
Should I have taken Physics for Poets instead?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Physicists
} need
} more poets
} to name their new energies
} new particles
} new theories
} new new new.
}
} Poets
} need
} more physicists
} to find them new worlds
} new microverses
} new interactions
} new knew new.
}
} BUT
} watch out!
}
} When that newton-meter
} Meets that poetic meter;
} When that high energy particle
} Meets that high energy prosody;
} When the quantum scanning
} Meets the quanta scansion;
}
} That rhythmical stress
} can express
} a forceful caress
} that makes the Muse: murderess.