Habt ihr hier auch Nutten?
Nein, dafür haben wir unseren Rolf.
Der Gast guckt erstaunt..
Naja, egal, ich bin geil und ich will ......!
Wieviel kostet es?
80 EUR.
Wie geht das dann? Ich gebe Rolf die 80 EUR und dann wird gebumst?
Nein, 40 EUR bekommt der Bürgermeister, es ist sein Dorf und er hat es nicht so gern, aber er sagt dann nichts.
Okay, dann bekommt also Rolf 40 EUR und ab gehts.
Nein, ich bekomme 20 EUR, es ist mein Hotel, ich hab das nicht so gern, aber dann ists okay.
Gut, dann bekommt Rolf halt die 20 Resteuro und dann gehts los.
Nein, die 20 EUR teilen sich Hubert und Manfred, die halten Rolf fest, denn der hat das nicht so gern.
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One day, leaning on the bar, Jack says to Mike, "My elbow
>hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a Doctor!"
>
>"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies,
>"There's a new diagnostic computer at Tesco Pharmacy. Just give it a urine
>
>sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about
>it.
>
>It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker and
>better than a doctor and you get Club Card points".
>
>So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He
>deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
>sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later,
>the computer ejects a printout:
>
>"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
>activity. It will improve in two weeks".
>
>That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
>began
>wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a
>stool
>sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and the cat,
>and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to
>Tesco, eager to check what would happen.
>
>He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
>results.
>
>The computer printed the following:
>
> 1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener
> 2) Your cat 's having kittens. Get a vet
> 3) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> 4) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> 5) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a
> lawyer.
> 6) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow
> will never get better........
>
>Thank you for shopping at Tesco.