Worst English sentences ever

[fmx1]

Zwar kein gesprochener Satz, aber eine Übersetzung von einem der ersten elektronischen Deutsch Englisch Übersetzern aus den 80er Jahren:
Ich weiß es nicht >>> I white it not.

Sorry, this is an English Subforum:
Translation of an early electronic german english translator: ich weiß es nicht (i don't know) >>>> I white it not.

mfg fmx

 

[Be_water]

now can come what want

-> of a german Swim Profi woman

 

[Maze]

"My Peni is to little"

"Can I become a beefsteak"
Answer was:
"I hope not sir"

OR ALL-TIME FAVORITE:

"Wenn the Baum ist pullotion in dschugle" <- yep, that was the spelling!

 

[mrJonnyJonnie]

"i think my pig pipes!" (=ich glaub mein schwein pfeift)
"ive got preasure on my bubble!"

mfg mrjonnyjonnie

 

[Klezi]

I am hungarian!

-->ich bin hungrig

 

[raveshow]

How up do highny...

 

[ganxxta1994]

That`s not my art (eigtl. das ist nicht meine Art)

 

[Chasy]

Folgendes habe ich zu einem Bild als Kommentar gelesen:

Ouh my Englisch...

Its beatyful...
Or...perfekt...

Really.
I had my English. XD

 

[Pong]

Just to twist your tongue a little bit.


Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welche schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?


A sign in a Japanese Hotel:

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid"

This means a really good full service hotel for me.

Have fun
Pong

 

[Evrae]

Is this forum anti- British?

 

[Feuerstein]

Is this forum anti- British?

it isn't....

these guys just tell about some sentences they translated wrong, when they learnt english at school.

 

[Neighbor667]

"" How much watch is it? ""

 

[why.n0t]

Do you know "english for runaways"? (Englisch für Fortgeschritene)

 

[Feuerstein]

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because I'm bored of too many ppl that used german.